Oh My Abs

What is the best "Twilight fashion" of the week?

shirtless

*pause for the sighing and fanning of fangirls everywhere*

I-I-I can't even go on. Nothing I write will be of any consequence with that picture on my entry.

Twilight is now synonymous with... leather?

Leather, according to the folks over at Wikipedia, is a material created through the tanning of hides and skins of animals, primarily cattlehide.Perhaps this is why the folks of Twilight are so into leather right now - it makes them feel in touch with their animalistic vampire/werewolf side!

*here is where you laugh at my incredibly lame comparison. I'll give you a moment for this before continuing*

Seriously, though! Everyone is wearing leather right now.

Case in point:


Ashley Greene with her new boyfriend go to watch 100 Monkeys wearing.... leather! lovelovelove Ashley's outfit by the way. The bf is workin it as well... although I still can't get over the new brown-is-ok-to-wear-with-black-because-they're-both-neutrals thing. (Sorry Stacey and Clinton! I just won't wear it!!)

*this is another laughing moment, because I oh so cleverly did a play on words with the title of their show What Not To Wear! bahaha*

Taylor Lautner? ...

...ROCKED THE LEATHER ON 3 DIFFERENT OCCASIONS!

And the madness doesn't stop there.


Kristen Stewart:
Robert Pattinson:


Rocking the brown and black leather. *drool*.

Hokay, so you probably get my point. But I'm not stopping
Because, legit, every cast member wears leather
and i'm not stopping until I find a picture of every one of them

LEATHERLEATHERLEATHERLEATHERLEATHER

And, of course if all of the Twilighters are wearing Leather its only natural that .....

Zac Efron Clearly Wants to be a Twihunk

There has been a common trend that I have been noticing in my Twilight Obsessed Web Searches. That trend, is that Zac Efron is trying desperately to make himself into one of the Twilight Hunks (ie: RPatz, Taylor, etc. etc.) Here are some of the ways how:

1. He is attempting to pull off the legendary Edward Bouffant.

Clearly, Edward's bouffant is sexier. This has been scientifically determined from the ratio of gel to sexiness, and the ratio of effort in being sexy to achieved sexiness. These are the results:

Edward: ratio of gel to sexiness-> 0:10
ratio of effort to actual sexiness-> 1:10

Zac: ratio of gel to sexiness-> 7 :6
ratio of effort to actual sexiness-> 10:1

In Conclusion, although Zac Efron puts forth a great deal of gel and effort to equal the sexiness of the Edward bouffant, our results show that he was unsuccessful.

2. Zac Efron poses for GQ shortly after Robert Pattinson does

Need I say anything? Rob is drop dead "do-me-right-now" sexy, while Zac looks like a little boy about to jump up and down screaming "Gee whiz daddy look at me!"

3. Zac is getting caught by the popparazzi in the same positions as Taylor Lautner.

4. He tries to be 17-years-old Indefinitely

Really, Zac, really? Sorry, but Edward's been 17 for "awhile" now.

So, there you have it folks. Zac Efron is clearly trying to copy the style of our favorite Twilight hunks, and failing. Stay tuned to what he tries next.